Listen to me. The human world is a mess. Life under the sea is better than anything they've got up there! – Sebastian, The Crab
Who’s ready to punch a clown fish, drown a dolphin, use my flippy floppies to slap a sea turtle in the face, or maybe spit in the eye of a whale shark? I’ll tell you who, this guy. Look out, I’m king of the ocean after successfully completely my PADI open water diving certification. Ka-pow! The first time I sank to the bottom of the ocean floor after passing the four-day course I could swear there was faint music in the background. Let me see if I can remember what I heard, it started out something like, “the sea weed is always greener, in somebody else’s lake. You dream about going up there, but that is a big mistake. Just look at the world around you, right here on the ocean floor. Such wonderful things are around you, what more are you looking for? Under the sea, under the sea, darling it’s better, down where it’s wetter, take it from me.” That’s right kids, call me a mermaid, no, no, that’s too feminine, just call me Ariel Princess of the Waters. Yes, that’s much better. I know I'm taking a page from Homer's playbook, but I have to agree with him. I recall the argument as though it was yesterday . . .
Homer: Kids, everything is going to be okay. We are going to live under the sea.
Marge: Homer, we cannot live under the sea.
Homer: Not with THAT attitude.