Hi, I’m Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Why don’t you have a seat? – Chris Hansen

Sitting under the protection of the large outdoor covered patio, the torrential rains that furiously come down in thick sheets continue to be consistent in their afternoon presence as they have been the past several days. The final stretch of Semana Santa is absent of arranged, underage courtships and I am relieved. Chris Hansen can return to the States in his failed attempt of being his next victim in To Catch A Predator: Central America Edition. Victory is mine.